Tracy Warner
Welcome visitors! I am The Mayor of Crazy Town. We’re thrilled to have you along….ALLLL ABOARD The Crazy Train! Shall we begin our tour? Coming up on the right, you’ll see my 4 small children, my messy house, & clumps of my, now mostly grey, hair! On the left, you will notice my recently acquired eye twitch, & my very last nerve! I strongly advise you not to get on it, under it, or anywhere near it, lest it snap & you find yourself a victim of my full-on crazy! No flash photography please, it may irritate or startle our residents. We hope you enjoy, what is sure to be, your extended stay…since there’s no escape from Crazy Town! And don’t bother trying to gnaw through the straps, it’s just not worth it most days. So sit back & enjoy the ride, someone will be around with the meds once your eyeballs start to bleed….
