Cynical Mother

I am the mother of three pleasant surprises.  At times, my children make me proud.  Sometimes they make me laugh and when I look at what each pregnancy did to my body I cry.    I buy baked goods at the store and call them my own.  My kids eat fast food.  I don’t make crafts unless it’s spelled with a K and you count macaroni and cheese.   I don’t speak in the third person or whisper softly when disciplining my children.  Sure, mom makes mistakes, but when all is said and done my children will be perfect. If not I will love them anyway.  Then, drown my sorrows with a good margarita and reality TV.  Now, take a cyber stroll through my site.   Enjoy my blog and share with your friends!