DanRaySucks

One day, I was doing some monotonous task (okay, I was playing with myself), when it occurred to me that a lot of people think I'm some "awesome, down-to-earth, cool ass dude". It was at that moment I had an epiphany that none of those characteristics actually reflect me. It hit me that I'm just like everyone else: I suck. Through Dan Ray Sucks, I point out time and time again why this idea of the legendary Dan Ray is a false perception. My intention is to show how funny it can be to realize that (in reality) Dan Ray Sucks, and you suck, too. After all, there's no defaming like self-defaming, especially when it's relatable.