Harker

Hello there. I’m very bad at doing these pages – I used to edit other peoples, but not anymore – but I’ll manage. My only means of escape are books, writing, video games and films. My people skills are terrible – I should do something about that.

I’m Harker, I’m a blogger and aspiring author. My blog is my place to express my opinions on what I am entertained by (i.e. books, films and games). I like a lot of things; reading (how can anyone not?), writing, video gaming, films, musicals and anything that is gangster based – if I were an Italian-American male, I would probably join the Mafia.

I tend to live in my imagination.

I’m a total meat eater, I am enamoured with a certain actor who had the name Marlon Brando, I am too obsessed with my skin for my own good, I hate having my photograph taken – you probably won’t see my face here - I am too sensitive, I am a musical lover. I swear to God I will marry an Italian-American man some day.

I have an adorably fat grey and white cat who only knows one word in the English language - mam. I love her so, so very much. I like to write. I really like to write. I find boys easier to talk to than girls. I’m a little crazy, just a little. I don’t really need people. Just my imagination.

I’m English, I’m a Mackem and have a fun accent - I’m proud of all of this. Where yae gawn tee?