Kaliway
Hi. My name is James, and I am the embodiment of everything people hate about today’s youth. Hence the name of my blog, "Everything Wrong with Today's Youth". I know, I’m a clever one.
Sure, I suppose I could start another blog - perhaps a blog about blogging. That's never been done, right? I'm just innovative like that. But I digress.
To be candid in the description of myself feels absurd, and would require me to face the abhorrence of my lifestyle. However, given EWWTY is a humor-centric blog, I’m willing to suffer through it.
I smoke entirely too much marijuana on a daily basis. I often drink alcohol for the sole purpose of enjoying my cigarettes more. I have a daily routine which involves the decision to smoke weed prior to attending class, followed by the immediate recollection that going to class high is always a frightening experience. Despite such reprehensible decision-making, my cognitive functions remain operational [enough].
I’m double-majoring in political science and communications. I want to pursue a career in broadcast journalism as a war correspondent. If I don’t die doing that, I hope to eventually work as a news anchor. But for now, I’m just a douche with a blog.



Melissa Sloki ∙ 42 weeks ago
welcome to bloggers
have a nice life