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Nov 28, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― 21 Century music, part ring tone, part horror movie, part house, part video game. (More)
Posted on Nov 28th, 2011
Nov 18, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― We have all missed pussy at one time or another, haven't we guys?This track mixes old school R&B with new millenium production and a rap from Andre 3000. Reminds me a little of what Cee-Lo Green has so masterfully created recently. (More)
Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
Nov 17, 2011
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University Wankers!

The Dedicated Onanist ― This is actually a forged notice, confirmed by the University when a student submitted a Freedom Of Information (FOI) request. Here is an extract from the reply he received:The notice to which you refer is not an official university notice. It wasa... (More)
University Wankers!
Posted on Nov 17th, 2011
Nov 3, 2011
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Separated At Birth?

The Dedicated Onanist ― Downloaded the first two AC/DC albums recently and could not help noticing the similarity between the riff on these two tracks. (More)
Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011
Nov 2, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Sleazy song from the sleaziest of street poets. (More)
Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011
Oct 18, 2011
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Major Gonads

The Dedicated Onanist ― Wesley Warren Jr is trying to raise $US1 million for surgery to correct his scrotal elephantiasis. Wesley Warren Jr, went public about his condition - scrotal elephantiasis - because he is desperate to try and raise the cash for the costly operation... (More)
Major Gonads
Posted on Oct 18th, 2011
Oct 16, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Every so often a good mate reminds me of how good is Saxon. One of the NWOBM acts that is still releasing material today. A bit incongruous that a band from Barnsely should pay tribute to JFK but nonetheless a great song, here rendered live.People... (More)
Posted on Oct 16th, 2011
Sep 20, 2011
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I Think I Shall Have A Number 69 Tonight Please

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I Think I Shall Have A Number 69 Tonight Please
Posted on Sep 20th, 2011
Sep 13, 2011
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The Meaning of Life, Recorded In Song

The Dedicated Onanist ― Bob Dylan is regarded as a master of the lyric as is Leonard Cohen. I consider John Lennon to be among those who can write a profoundly affecting song.But once in a while, a hidden gem is unearthed that at the very least equals these giants. Not only... (More)
Posted on Sep 13th, 2011
Sep 7, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― This young guy melds rap and dance music to come up with something that powerfully evokes late nights in noisy clubs. Or for me (at this point in my "mature" life), music perfect for the gym. (More)
Posted on Sep 7th, 2011
Aug 12, 2011
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Albums That Make My Dick Hard

The Dedicated Onanist ― I generally avoid live albums as they don't so much showcase a band's talent but inadvertently promote annoying noises from the crowd, that fucking whistler in Elton John's Bennie and The Jets is the best/worst example.Many, many years ago I was... (More)
Albums That Make My Dick Hard
Posted on Aug 12th, 2011
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Darers Go First

The Dedicated Onanist ― Love this pic, so reminds me of the horny angst of my teenage years. (More)
Darers Go First
Posted on Aug 12th, 2011
Aug 4, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― One of the best rock bands of all time, one of the best vocalists, arguably the best front man that has & will ever live and also, one of my heroes. (More)
Posted on Aug 4th, 2011
Jul 27, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― More power pop than punk or emo, these guys have many a fine tune in their catalogue. This one, like a few others, has a little funk in it. (More)
Posted on Jul 27th, 2011
Jul 18, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― David Coverdale fronted Deep Purple in the latter stages of (the height of) their career. His bluesy, gravelly voice was hard to resist. He left that band to form Whitesnake which I discovered around 1980. His commerciality and more importantly... (More)
Posted on Jul 18th, 2011
Jul 5, 2011
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Arachnophobia Origins

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Posted on Jul 5th, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― I love mash ups. They are perfect for my short attention span as I can listen to several songs at once.This is a cool one featuring some Legends Of RockTM. (More)
Posted on Jul 5th, 2011
Jun 15, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Heard this song today on one of the rare occasions I listen to FM radio. Icehouse were one of the best Australian acts of the '80s (albeit heavily influenced by Roxy Music and David Bowie). I was very impressed with them when they played at the UWA... (More)
Posted on Jun 15th, 2011
Jun 2, 2011
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Fatty Business Opportunity V

The Dedicated Onanist ― Another example of the way business is attempting to prey on insecurities and exploit the desire for a quick fix to being overweight.I wonder how many people actually fall for this shit?!They have even spelled it incorrectly as the term is ... (More)
Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011
May 26, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― A fine line separates genius from lunacy. Lee Mavers founder of both The La's and Cast may be a case in point. After scrapping various versions of The La's debut album and frustrating a handful of producers during its production, Mavers then... (More)
Posted on May 26th, 2011
May 18, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― I can vividly remember the buzz around Guns n Roses. I can also remember the brave/crazy decision to release the two Use Your Illusion albums simultaneously. Here is one of the best tracks with that intro from Cool Hand Luke. (More)
Posted on May 18th, 2011
May 10, 2011
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Weird Sexual Discoveries III

The Dedicated Onanist ― Currently, 25% of what I know is sourced from Urban Dictionary, 32% from Wikipedia and the remaining 50% I have made up. This ratio is subject to change as I continue to make valuable discoveries (mainly of a sexual nature) from Urban Dictionary.The... (More)
Posted on May 10th, 2011
May 4, 2011
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Gyms and Recreation Centres

The Dedicated Onanist ― I first joined one of Laurie Potters' gym's in Perth when I was 18 (over 25 years ago). This chain was indulging in that despicable practice of selling hugely discounted memberships while struggling to stay solvent. I purchased a "life membership"... (More)
Posted on May 4th, 2011
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Song Of The Week (Fortnight)

The Dedicated Onanist ― Back in the day you would hear of bands along the way, but for whatever reason (usually financial) you wouldn't investigate them to any depth. Well, for me, YouTube has changed all that. Now I can investigate to my little heart's content. I hereby... (More)
Posted on May 4th, 2011
Apr 21, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― Bill Murray has travelled a long way from Caddyshack and Stripes. He is now capable of delivering some of the most understated performances ever captured on film. I recently watched The Life Aquatic and not only was it a beautifully quirky film... (More)
Posted on Apr 21st, 2011
Apr 18, 2011
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Lookalikes I

The Dedicated Onanist ― Matthew PavlichBull Terrier (More)
Lookalikes I
Posted on Apr 18th, 2011
Apr 13, 2011
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Song Of The Week

The Dedicated Onanist ― A bit of a novelty song, but one can't deny the talent here nor the message. (More)
Posted on Apr 13th, 2011
Apr 12, 2011
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The Original Budgie Smuggler

The Dedicated Onanist ― Whilst reading Bon Scott's biography I was surprised to learn that as well as being an absolute rock god, Bon supplemented his earnings by smuggling Australian native fauna around the world. Authorities were alerted to this nefarious behaviour after... (More)
The Original Budgie Smuggler
Posted on Apr 12th, 2011
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It's The Law Friend

The Dedicated Onanist ― http://www.bricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.htmlThank you to one of my fakebook friends "EVN". (More)
Posted on Apr 12th, 2011
Apr 7, 2011
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Mmmm Pepsi...

The Dedicated Onanist ― I recently submitted an entry in a Pepsi win a car/cash competition. I then visited the Pepsi Australia competition page on fakebook. A few of the posts were amusing, some were cheesy and others were more than a little desperate. So of course, I... (More)
Posted on Apr 7th, 2011

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