I have graduated from high school, done my service in the army during the Vietnam era although without having gone there, graduated from college, married for 20 + years, and barely survived the current economy fiasco. So to divide my life into thirds: first = birth and growth,
second = living and repetition, third = the current phase dying. Not saying I'm afflicted with any disease it's just the third phase of life.
An old lady going down a grocery aisle in front of me apologized for moving too slowly saying “ don't get old” to which I replied “I'm already old - you mean it gets worse?
I recently found an aisle in a California grocery store labeled "Caucasian Food"
Saw the movie Django. Now the white people can finally relax, we have been given the permission to use the N word, although I believe it was mis-pronounced in the movie since it was being represented in the South.
Dyingman ∙ 22 weeks ago
A female asked her friend if a guy she was dating would know whether or not his hand was on her breast while they were making out, to which the friend replied, " it depends upon where his other hand was at the time."