Fat Bottomed Girl

I'm that person who has a filter, but opts out of using it. If you're offended, then I've done my job...or we'e never met in real life.

I used to be a cop, now I am a full-time student and Momma to my little bug. What started as a blog about the size of my ass (litterally) eventually morphed into my ever-descriptive rants about the assholes that surround me. Let me entertain you, because if no one laughs at this shit, it was all for naught.