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May 17, 2012
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That's So Not Gay: A Funny Rant

I Peed A Little ― Well that's gay. That's soooo gay. That's like totes uber gay. Bleh. You have no idea how many times I hear that awful phrase. It's so insulting. How are people so inconsiderate? I mean, we should start a movement or something. That way, in the... (More)
Posted 9 days ago
May 8, 2012
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What To Do When On The Toilet

I Peed A Little ― I was in the middle of watching "Yo Gabba Gabba"... which isn't creepy at all... when suddenly I had an urge to go to the bathroom. I became furious. Not only must I now abandon my dancing puppet friends, but I was officially losing 10-15 minutes of... (More)
Posted 18 days ago
May 19, 2011
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It's Official: I'm A Sleep Moaner

I Peed A Little ― Two years ago, I woke up in my dorm to find my roommate, and several of his friends, hovering over my bed. Each one of them had a huge, suspicious grin. Naturally, I (More)
Posted on May 19th, 2011
May 14, 2011
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I Can't Talk: I'm On The Phone

I Peed A Little ― Since its creation in 1973, the cellphone has been saving the world from awkward situations. I mean, imagine you're hauling ass across campus back to your dorm the night after a (More)
Posted on May 14th, 2011
Apr 2, 2011
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3 Bizarre New Years Traditions

I Peed A Little ― I've concluded that every single New Years tradition originates from lunatics. I mean, seriously, people do some really bizarre shit when they celebrate. Here in America, people get drunk, make out, blow things up, generate obnoxious noises with pots... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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I Don't Have The Time

I Peed A Little ― About a year ago, my boyfriend bought me this really neat Spider-Man watch. It was clearly designed for a 10-year-old, but even so, I loved it and wore it all the time. Unfortunately, one day it ended up with my dirty laundry, and, well, let's just... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Pole Dancing For Babies

I Peed A Little ― While browsing the Internet, I stumbled across a highly disturbing article. The article, believe it or not, is about a Canadian company that offers pole dancing classes for girls nine years of age and under. Uhh...what the hell. I don't see any... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Vampires Can Bite Me

I Peed A Little ― Vampires confuse the hell out of me. I mean, if something is immortal, it shouldn't be able to die. Maybe I can understand them having one weakness, but when their immortality is compromised by lack of blood, sunlight, wooden stakes, fire, garlic,... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Gay Power... Rangers

I Peed A Little ― Last year, I was selected to give a monologue at my university in front of the entire freshman student body. The monologue, performed during orientation, was about my experiences in college as a homosexual. Hoping to make people connect, I made it as... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Walk The Walk

I Peed A Little ― Walking is overrated. There, I said it. When it comes to traveling from point A to point B, I'd rather be catapulted on fire. Walking makes my legs sore and lethargic. I hate it so much that when it comes time for a stroll, I have to do it in the... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Chased By The Police

I Peed A Little ― Like most college students, a little alcohol can make me do some rather bizarre things. I've found myself hitting on strangers, admitting secrets, and even trying to ride a hamster (okay, so maybe that last one isn't so common). To be honest, most of... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Word To Your Puppy

I Peed A Little ― Rap music is dead. I used to love it, but unfortunately, the songs that come out these days sound like kittens dying of strangulation. The lyrics are blatantly uninspired, the vocals mimic malfunctioning robots, and the rhymes could be topped by five... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Gays Gone Gaga

I Peed A Little ― My boyfriend and I love Lady Gaga. Perhaps too much. Some might call it a bad romance... hardy har har.... Bleh. I tried. Anyway, when we found out that she was performing nearby, we didn't hesitate to buy tickets, skip class, make our own outfits,... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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The End Is In Sight

I Peed A Little ― I'm totally freaking out right now. I can barely breathe. With 2010 upon us, there is a major cause for concern. Now, I'm not talking about Doomsday predictions, terrorist attacks, or even global warming. This is way worse. I bet you're all thinking,... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Tales From The Crib

I Peed A Little ― Every once in a while, I stumble upon a news article about how children are witnessing too much violence on TV. I’m not here to argue whether this is true or not, but I do think that the authors of these articles are hypocritical doodieheads. I... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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With Doors Wide Open

I Peed A Little ― There are way too many problems in the world. We’ve got economic turmoil, fuel shortages, poverty, homelessness, and even Adam Lambert. Every time I see a commercial on tv about a poor, struggling child in desperate need of food, I feel... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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So Stupid It's Smart

I Peed A Little ― When I was just a kid, a self-proclaimed health guru visited my school. During his presentation, he sternly proclaimed, "You are what you eat." I was instantly mortified. As soon as I got home, I darted under my bed, sobbed like a three-year old girl... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Whine About The Swine

I Peed A Little ― Have you ever tried to catch a pig? Around the world, there are pig catching competitions (otherwise known as society's downfall). Idiots sign up to chase oily, muddy piglets around a pen for money. Anyone who's ever witnessed this hilarious... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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I Pronounce You 'Husband And Wife's Hand'

I Peed A Little ― I sang at a wedding the other day. They even paid me. I know, I know... it's great that I'm finally becoming a celebrity (in my head), but at the same time, I feel a little guilty. I mean, what if I did a crappy job? I might have inadvertently ruined... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Enjoy Gifts Or Die Trying

I Peed A Little ― Christmas movies make me laugh. They always have that one cliche scene in which a bunch of children flock down the stairs to see all their new presents beneath the tree. Orchestrated with sappy music, the camera pans by the kids as they rip open box... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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In Short

I Peed A Little ― What's with our passion for abbreviations? And why the hell is "abbreviations" such a long-ass word? I mean, in my opinion, when talking to friends online, it seems only fair and courteous to spell out entire words. Otherwise, you're deliberately... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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My Hurricane Is A Boy!

I Peed A Little ― Why do Hurricanes have names? I can understand giving names to planets, household pets, and maybe even male genitalia, but to me, it makes no sense to give names to tropical storms. Hell, they don't name tornadoes, snowstorms, earthquakes, blizzards,... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Rant Of Biblical Proportions

I Peed A Little ― I'm not the most religious person in my family. I mean, I know the basics. I know that I should love my neighbors, and I know that I should love my enemies (strangely, these are the same people). But growing up, my mother always pressured me to dig... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Truth In Advertising?

I Peed A Little ― The marketing industry has its fair share of bullshit. From "Do-Nothing" infomercials to self-proclaimed "Gurus," businesses are always plotting to beat you up and take your lunch money. If people need your cash, then they clearly don't know how to... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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'Pee A Little' vs 'Poop A Lot'

I Peed A Little ― In the mood for a classy breakfast, my boyfriend and I headed to McDonalds. I know, I know. Nothing says romance like screaming kids, greasy food, and a perverted clown who's lovin' it. But trust me, we were having a great time. Love was in the air -... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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When Writers Wrote Books

I Peed A Little ― Do you remember back when books were written by journalists, poets, essayists, satirists, and other people that actually had training in literary skills? Gosh. It seems like the standards for publication have been lowered recently. Nowadays, many... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Automatic Coupon Dispensers

I Peed A Little ― If you are anything like me (which, for your safety, I hope you're not), then you probably enjoyed grocery shopping as a kid. I mean, even though I was being dragged away from my Pink Power Ranger toy, all was forgiven as soon as I entered those... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Hey Herb, How's It Going?

I Peed A Little ― Does talking to a plant make it grow faster? Through the years, I've seen many cartoons, sitcoms, and even commercials that reference this silly idea. And surprisingly, many scientists also back up the claim. Okay then. So how does it work? I mean,... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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This Story Is Explosive

I Peed A Little ― Imagine that it's early in the morning, and you just woke up. It's the start of a wonderful, brand new, super, duper, worthy-of-a-made-up-word-uper day. The sun is radiantly glowing through the bedroom windows, and the outside birds are chirping with... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011
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Nineteen Years... And Counting!

I Peed A Little ― I think I might have Herpes... (not really... but boy, that sure as hell grabbed your attention). I do, however, have something strikingly similar. This "infection" typically goes unnoticed. In fact, I usually forget all about it, until it pops up... (More)
Posted on Apr 2nd, 2011

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