― I did not have a "let's play outside" stage when I was younger" stage. I had an "I'm going to sit here and watch SNL and Kids in the Hall reruns while eating two chicken burritos and two corn dogs" stage. ∙ And just to clarify, that's two chicken burritos paired with two corn dogs, so yes, a total of four artery clogging food-ish substances entering my black hole of a mouth on a daily basis at the mere age of 11. ∙ If that isn't the early stages of comedic writing gold... I don't [...].