A Christmas Carol for Parents

Aging Gently ― This just kind of popped into my head. Hope you enjoy it.(To the Tune-God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)God rest you stupid childrenNow go back to your room.Your Mom and Dad are sleepingYou’ve gotten up too soon.We partied late and we are tired,We want to sleep ‘til noon.Chorus:My head hurts and wow are my eyes red.Yes, they are red.My head hurts Now go back to your bed.I know that you have presents,They're underneath the tree.No you cannot open them,Not without Dad and me.You let the dog into our[...]