A couple never fought in 25 years. A friend asked: how did you make it possible?
― Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down. ∙
She got up and patted the horse's back and said this is your 1st time ∙
After a while it happened again and my wife said this your 2nd time ,when it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse..! ∙
I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.
She gave me a grave look and said this is your 1st time!:)And since then we have never [...].
