― • Greeting everyone you meet with “What up, my fatty from anotha daddy?” ∙ • Weighing in in nothing but an apron and a pair of crocs. ∙ • Setting a fire in your purse and roasting marshmallows over it for s’mores. ∙ • Spending entire meeting making balloon animals, then slathering them with mustard and eating them. ∙ • Dressing up in a lab coat and making everyone call you “Doctor Dietstein”. ∙ • Insisting that you get a solo during the singing of the Weight [...].