― Teaser: ∙ Ted "The Golden Voice" Williams isn't the only New Yorker making the video rounds these days. Another homeless guy is too. And a rat that decides his face is a great place to run all around on. Poor homeless guy... we all gotta feel for the dude. ∙ This is one real jerkoff of a rat! This homeless dude is crashing out on the subway... minding his own business taking a snooze. We can all relate. And this rat hopped up on meth comes running along and [...].