― These hot pink Mara Hoffman pants can never let me down. Case in point: yesterday I had meticulously planned a full day of meetings and hangouts in LA. Coming from Irvine is no convenient road trip, so I make LA visits worthwhile. First stop of the day: Bottega Louie to meet old college friends. Parked. Took out my wallet. Wait. No wallet. Not in my bag, not in my car. Fuck. Realized that I left my wallet at home in my other bag I was contemplating on bringing. Found 30 cents in my car = [...].