― I never shared with you some of the beautiful things I bought while I was in Holland. You didn't really think I flew over the big ocean to dress up like an angry bird and drink beer did you? ∙ You see, I knew Papa would be willing to do some shopping so when he asked me if I wanted to go to Holland for "carnaval" I said, "Sure, I'd love to celebrate carnaval! It's so fun! Book me a seat on that aluminum tube that flies across the big ocean right away." I love to fly (lie). ∙ Here [...].