Ash-Matic Does Good News and Bad News.
― The other night I had two pieces of news: ∙ One was that the lovely Miss-Matic would be away overnight the next day, due to a work commitment; the other was that our fridge-freezer had broken. ∙ Now, I've been living in this world for a couple of years now, so I know the rule for this kind of situation: ∙ When one is the recipient of two pieces of news, those two factoids have to be classified into 'good' news, and 'bad' news categories. ∙ They can't both be good, or [...].




