Baby Toys, Potty Words, SQL, and Me...

Tao Te Ka-Ching ― So little Liam just had his first birthday last Thursday.  Among the plethora of toys dumped on him is an incredibly annoying, er, wonderful alphabet speaking caterpillar:There’s a small yellow bow switch just below the head with three settings, plus off (dear God): letter pronouncing, alternate letter pronouncing, and color word.  These obviously coincide with the feet, so if you press the A foot, the caterpillar will speak “A” on the letter pronunciation, “ah” on the[...]