Blogging Home the Bacon
― I never win anything. I try, but I never win. ∙ "Am I caller number 9?" I yell frantically into the phone. ∙ "Yes, you are!" the DJ replies. ∙ "Yeah, baby" I shout my best Austin Power's impersonation, not caring that that movie is sooooo 15 years ago. ∙ "Unfortunately, we are taking caller number 10 today," Tadpole Green, the Froggy 104 DJ states, crushing my spirit. ∙ "What?" I ask sternly. ∙ "Sorry," he replies. ∙ "You've taken caller number 9 [...].









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