Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
― The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his ∙ wife woke ∙ up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a ∙ box ∙ gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. ∙ Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought ∙ the box back in the house. ∙ She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. ∙ Bob has been missing since Friday. .