― You've made the decision - it's time for a new computer. Off you toddle to PC World, with your hard earned readies in your sweaty little mitts. You walk in the door, walk straight over to the computers... ∙ ... ∙ ... ∙ "MY GOD - I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS GARBAGE! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLL!" ∙ ... and sink slowly to your knees, weeping for your lost innocence.... ∙ Have no fear! It's honestly not all that bad, and I'm here to help you. When [...].