― I no longer support the Conservative Party. My goodness, I should really keep quiet about this; my family would be outraged! That’s not quite true. I know my late grandfather, a life-long Tory who once met Churchill, would be sad, but mother and father have, along with me, become increasingly disenchanted. I will always vote for decent Tories like Boris Johnson, London’s mayor; I will not vote for a faux Tory like that hopeless muddle-head David Cameron, all windmills and gay marriage. [...].