― Disclaimer: Please note, the pictures you are about to see are real; the mess is real, the pajamas are real, the wine is real, the tattoos are real, the cake is real. Please also note that this was my first attempt at using fondant icing. I do not claim to be a professional cake maker, and if the cake looks amateurish, that's because it is. But I had a great idea or two, that I wanted to pass on to those who may be able to execute the cake with more precision. Please also note, the cake tasted [...].