Christmas party sweepstake kisses and vomit

Secrets and lies of a small London office ― var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));try {var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-10541059-1");pageTracker._trackPageview();} catch(err) {}This morning I arrive late as usual to find Jamie looking shift and quickly hiding his computer screen from me.“What’s that?” I demand“Nothing.” He saysThis is weird Jamie[...]