― “Dear Cocoa, ∙ I am an older feline and my stamina is not what it was; and as a smart feline, I know this makes me a candidate to be abandoned. My pets, however, feel differently and they are still caring for me-how wonderful is that? The problem I have, though perhaps minor to many, is that my pets insist that I continue to play with them. They toss things at me, run that irritating red dot around me, and swing strings above my head. Normally I would jump at the chance to tone myself [...].