― *I'm wearing my new lenses here* ∙ I fondly recall my last pair of colored contact lenses.... It made me look like a crossed eyed, bug-eyed alien on crack. I tried every makeup trick in the book to see if I'd look any better... but no, the bug-eyed alien look didn't suit my eyebrows and I was getting sick of my hub laughing at my face.. *sigh*. ∙ I've gone through maybe 7 pairs in my life, and have never ended up liking one, not a single pair. They've either made me look [...].