― that is the name edward gave to my porntastic day. my mom and i got facials today (i got extractions...not fun) and i was supposed to go out with her and her friend which is where the cougar part came from. 15, cause obviously there were parts 1-14 too. ∙ anyway, e and i have been on a bit of a roller coaster lately. it's been a little hectic, but i think the ride will be a little smoother from this point on. driving up there last night was an excellent decision. even though my drunk mind [...].