― I had to put up a DIY bookcase today and the stress of it got too much so I headed out with the two little ones, leaving Kev with the older two with the bookcase half done. Where did I go? To the coffee shop of course. I bumped into some friends there which really changed the mood. ∙ We got on the subject of crazy school teachers. One of my friends told me of a time when he sneaked out for a sneaky fag (I've never done that before... honest) but on this occasion, so he told me, his [...].