― I've been called a "dirty hippie" more than a few times. Its no secret around here that I make more than a few of my own personal grooming products. So I see the label of "dirty hippie" as a sort of badge of honor; although I am never really "dirty." I just don't use, and therefore don't smell like commercial products. Instead I smell like, well, oranges. ∙ I choose to make my own grooming products, but I also kind of have to; I have a severe allergy to SLS (sodium lauryl/laureth [...].