― *Disclaimer: If you are male, you probably want to skip this one. Just a hunch.* ∙ **Really, gents, skip this one.** ∙ Way back in April, I posted this thing about why I don't exercise. And it was totally true. But what I didn't tell you was that I didn't throw in the towel. Okay, I did for a few weeks. But then I got back on it. This was for a few reasons: ∙ My August vacation, which would involve 10 solid days of beach time. And oh God, the horror of a swimsuit. I have to [...].