― People get shot every day. But since we are a country of star worshippers and spend our days and nights furiously arguing over whatever dumbass story is headlining all the tabloids that week, we don’t really care. Unless, of course, the shooting victim just so happens to be one of those famous folk who get us all hot and bothered. Then we just can’t get enough of it. Of course, most of the time, these shootings result in death and then the crocodile tears flow and everyone and their mother tries [...].