― Hi Fay, ∙ How are things going in your part of the world? I’m writing to you moments after finding out that our fencing guy may have driven a gate post through the pipe that links our house to our septic tank. How do we know this? There’s a suspiciously large puddle forming a few metres away from the back door. It doesn’t yet have any turds floating in it because they’ll apparently come up in the brand new shower tray in our brand new bathroom. Yay us! ∙ And we paid extra for [...].