― Last week I flew back to Mallorca! ∙ Whilst at the airport, I was charged a whopping £55 for being over my weight allowance! So, I decided to cheer myself up by purchasing not one, but two, new perfumes. ∙ I usually only wear Tom Ford Black Orchid, which I have in fact unfortunately ran out of, but the airport did not stock this fragrance. So, what followed was a perfume spraying massacre! ∙ The result? I came close to suffocating on the self inflicted fumes, and walked [...].