― Ahoy there! Haven't seen you lot for a long time. I'm not gonna be all like, 'Ohh, so sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I've been so busy!' and all that crap. For one, I'm not sorry! Nobody gives a flying rat's ass if I haven't blogged and secondly, I haven't been 'so busy', I've just been a bit wedged into the sofa with 2 week old Oreo crumbs and a Canadian coin which the Sainsbury's self checkout wouldn't accept. You know, the usual. ∙ Can you believe it's November already? The year [...].