― Good morning, ∙ Where was I? ∙ So why am I doing this. Well the conversation went a little like this ... ∙ (All names may or may not have been changed to preserve the identity, honour, embarrassment, pride and shame of the individuals involved.) ∙ *Music playing in the background* ∙ *Myself and somebody called "Sock" sat at adjacent computers working* ∙ Sock: "Can we have a real song on please?" ∙ Me: "What's wrong with the song we have on?" [...].