― I'm 29 years old and I'm staring down 30 like it's a piece of cake and I'm a hungry fat kid (which is generally how I look at cake, considering I really am a hungry fat kid). In 1 month and 8 days, I will be 30. ∙ *sigh* ∙ I've been a mom since I was 21 and a half. ∙ This has taken it's toll on my appearance...not that I had much of one PRIOR to kids, I just didn't have as many gray hairs and I actually got to sleep. ∙ 8 years later and I can look in the mirror and [...].