― Still wondering what you're going to be for Halloween this year? Fret not, the Tsaritsa is here to help! ∙ Last year, I predicted that the Lady Gaga meat dress and Christine O'Donnell "I'm not a witch" witch costume would be popular choices amongst the big-kid crowd. I actually did see a few meat dresses and some witches when I went out to celebrate, so hopefully my costume-picker is still on for this year! ∙ - Steve Jobs/Apple/iPhone related costumes. I will be surprised if I [...].