Headlines That Aren’t.
― “Kelly Clarkson dyes her hair blonde.” ∙ This is news? ∙ Don’t think so. ∙ Just a few more… ∙ “Portia de Rossi Chops Off Her Signature Locks” ∙ “What’s Next for Jerry Sandusky after the trial?” ∙ Duh!! ∙ “Episodes of House Hunters Faked!!” ∙ Big surprise, NOT! ∙ “Justin Bieber …(insert anything at all)” ∙ “Amazon.com’s prices not [...].




