HEY YA! Want to become a superstar?
― You don’t have to be disappointed when you’re not 15 anymore. Maybe it’s some way how to become famous anyway. But you have to follow my advice. So read carefully. That’s not joke. I can make your dreams come true. ∙ First, the most important thing! Stop eating potatoes. Don’t ask why. And remeber, chips and crisps are also potatoes. (You can try rice.) All celebrities always follow their manager’s advice, so imagine I’m yours. Second step will be your outfit. Always wear sunglasses, [...].
