― I normally return from holiday looking a little like Worzel Gummidge's long lost sister. Weeks of mediterranean sun, coupled with daily attacks of chlorinated water (I only ever swim on holiday, it seems) means that my hair comes back about six shades lighter and the texture of straw. ∙ I kid you not. And blonde on an Indian girl is NOT a good look, in my book. ∙ Last year, I thought I'd got it right. After my barnet having suffered terribly the year before, I made sure I wore a [...].