How to become a motorcycle owner.
― 1: Save your money and do your research. ∙ 2: Go down to a local "mom and pop" dealership thinking that you'll get the best deal, only to have the sales guy at that mom and pop shop try to jack up the price of a bike you're interested in by an additional $2,000. (Nice try, pal!) ∙ 3: Get mad at the lie, hop in your van, and call up another dealership across town and see if they have that special bike you were looking for. ∙ 4: You find out they do, breathe a hug sigh of [...].
