― Nothing to gist. Nothing funny has happened. Nothing exciting. My life has taken a turn for the once. ∙ I put myself in a position where I was righteously and shamelessly friend-zoned. For the obvious reasons - some other guy seems to have gotten there before me. Since my ancestors did not send me to Earth to carry last, I refused of course and there goes that ship. ∙ Some females just plain outright refuse to use their church minds to understand that informing a homo sapiens [...].