― This started off as an email to Chris. He doesn't know what to get me for my birthday, and I don't know what I want. ∙ I planned to help him out, so I googled "awesome birthday presents for the best girlfriend ever" (of course). The results were far too hilarious to keep to myself...the internet apparently thinks I'm an idiot. ∙ These are probably the most uninspired, crappy presents ever. Especially that magnet that says "I love Bryan". Who the heck is Bryan? ∙ I thought [...].