― Good afternoon Beautiful, ∙ Well – it’s official. It’s almost 5 o’clock which means my real vacation is pretty much over, and I’m SO SAD about it! Actually, on more than one occasion I tried convincing C that I would make the perfect house wifey and that life would be so much less stressful for him if I didn’t have to work. We’d never have to find time on the weekend to do the laundry, he’d always come home to a nice, clean, healthy dinner. I would keep the place tidy and I’d get to keep [...].