If I Were A Bird
― If I were a bird, I would soar over all the beauty this world has to offer. I would enjoy every moment just as God had intended.Well, OK…I have to admit, not only would I enjoy flying over the most beautiful places in the entire world, I would also enjoy dive bombing the cars of all the irritating people I have come across in my lifetime.For instance:The nosy busy-body, who insists she knows everything about anything However, in reality knows nothing except how to annoy the crap out of [...].
