Interviews, airbras, and what not to do

Secrets and lies of a small London office ― Sorry for the late update it has been a busy week so far I have:Received over 100 job applications from the guardian job advert - wowSeen five people for interviewsFallen over three timesFallen over once in front of another person - score!Ended up an a passionate momentWhich then resulted in a half deflated air bra - not a look I would recommendRealised after an hour of walking around with an uneven chest that I could have just removed the other pad.Tried to break up with Jamie twice and failed[...]