― It's summer time and you know what that means... VACATION BITCHES. ∙ Oh dear God how I've been waiting for the day when I could take a large chuck of time off from work and just sit around, relax, and drink. Which is completely different from my job where I just sit around, relax, and drink. Did I mention I'm an airline pilot for U.S. Scareways Airways? ∙ That was before we had a baby. This is the first year we've gone on vacation with her and it's a completely different [...].