― Today I'm celebrating my one year blogoversary. There have been a lot of changes around here since I stepped outside of my prehistoric bubble to learn how to turn on a computer. I was once the clone of Donna Reed, the nurturing mother and wife catering to the needs of my family. The laundry was always neatly folded into squares, meals were cooked from scratch, shelves were dust-free and the floors were spotless. But deep inside, a small voice kept whispering, "Eat the cupcake, eat the---" no, [...].