Midlife Is...

Aging Gently ― I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Oprah Winfrey had a whole show on how great menopause will be....Puhleeeeeeeze!Mid-life is when the growth of hair on your legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache.In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram[...]