― Or, Who’s Sixty! ∙ The Miss USA pageant and I are both Dragons. Yup, Miss USA turns the big 60 this year! ∙ Aside from the train wreck we know as “Toddlers and Tiaras”, I really like beauty pageants. ∙ I don’t know why, but they’re just plain fun. ∙ I got hooked on them early, but became a serious fan of the [...] .